{"product_id":"smells-like-bad-decisions-candle-funny-novelty-gift-9oz-soy-candle","title":"Smells Like Bad Decisions Candle — Funny Novelty Gift (9oz Soy Candle)","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor impulsive texts, questionable choices, and lessons you swear you already learned.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Smells Like Bad Decisions” brings a warm glow and just enough attitude to any space. Whether it’s lighting up late-night thoughts, post-text recovery sessions, or a cozy night in, this candle does what it does best—sets the mood and tells the truth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade with clean-burning natural soy wax and a cotton wick, it delivers 50–60 hours of smooth, even burn inside a reusable glass jar. Finished with a bold matte black label and signature Not Cute Co energy, it’s equal parts décor and conversation starter.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eScent: Vanilla Cinnamon — a warm, cozy blend with a hint of sweetness and spice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eComforting, familiar, and just indulgent enough to match the vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen the candle’s done? Wash the jar and reuse it for whatever comes next—because bad decisions shouldn’t be the only thing that lasts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(17, 17, 17);\"\u003e✨ Product Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(17, 17, 17);\"\u003e-100% natural soy wax + cotton wick for a clean, slow burn (50–60 hours)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(17, 17, 17);\"\u003e-Reusable glass jar with screw-top lid\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(17, 17, 17);\"\u003e-Scent: Vanilla Cinnamon (warm, cozy, lightly sweet + spiced)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(17, 17, 17);\"\u003e-Vegan, non-toxic ingredients (no parabens, phthalates, or dyes)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(17, 17, 17);\"\u003e-Assembled in the USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(17, 17, 17);\"\u003e-Bold, permanent label designed to stand out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(17, 17, 17);\"\u003e🔥 Care Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(17, 17, 17);\"\u003e-Burn within sight\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(17, 17, 17);\"\u003e-Keep away from children, pets, and flammable items\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(17, 17, 17);\"\u003e-Trim wick to ¼ inch before each use\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e👉 Pairs well with: impulsive texts, late-night overthinking, and “I can fix them.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Cinnamon Vanilla \/ 9oz","offer_id":48907546657010,"sku":"10277776607853318759","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0819\/2235\/9538\/files\/15488848217475487230_2048.jpg?v=1774370355","url":"https:\/\/notcuteco.com\/products\/smells-like-bad-decisions-candle-funny-novelty-gift-9oz-soy-candle","provider":"Not Cute Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}